Posts Tagged ‘endless pathos’

Last night, I remembered why I hated myself during the draft.  I drafted Joe Borowski.  I said as much this morning to my compatriots.

“next time borowski blows a huge save, whoever is closest to me travels to my home and beats me to death with a shovel.”

Just now, Erik Bedard gave up a long fly ball to my beloved Carl Crawford.  Jones.  And then he gave up a homerun to Carlos Pena.  Great.  I’m going to murder myself.

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