About halfway through every fantasy season, someone compiles a list of supposedly funny fantasy baseball team names. Most of the time, they are charming and relatively safe. Meanwhile, the gentlemen in this league play a serious game of quid-pro-quo involving creative team names. Throughout the season, I will chronicle every minute name change, no matter how filthy or disturbing the title. Enjoy (or avoid, depending on personal taste levels)!
Mulder, She Wrote
King of Cahill
David Murphy’s Law
UCan’tHandleMcLouth
GreenEggs&Willingham
I Shot the Schlereth
House on Haunted Cahill
Snider House Rules
No Morneau Less
Lake Placido
Scratch N’ Winn
Raisin Branyan
On Headley Ground
Ryan Tucker Must Die
BenFrancisco Giants
Sloop Giam B.
Aphex Gwynn
ExileOnHustonStreet
MischCongeniality2
Sotocop 2
Daft Plunk
Fly Like an Uggla
Venetian Stairs
Jair’s Moon Safari
Jairs of Clay
Basement Saxx
Borchards of Canada
DmitriYoungFromParis
Yorvital
Serge GainsBergmann
JacquesJonesBrel
Hall & Yost
Chulk-Chulk-Chulk
Bourn Ruffians
Bonnie”Prince”Fielder
British Sea Sowers
Garko&theBunnymen
Yostface Killah
Heeseop Rock
De La Foulke
Foulke Implosion
The Rolling Chones
Nate McLoutCast
Damon Tobin
The Traveling Eliburys
Hu Fighters
The Hu
The Tragically WHIP
WHIPlo
The Talking Headleys
MF Bloomquist
Guns + Joses
Smashing Atkins
Bonds Redhead
Better then Amezega (for hockey, better than Spezza)
Blind Meloan
The Delmonheaads
Marmol Scream
The Broussardigans
SuckEverlastings
AtkinsMeNoQuestions
Moylan a Feelin
Guided by Moises
Yost Dad
Pierre One Imports
Dotel Me No Lies
Ricciardi Montalban
Blotto for Votto!
Marmol if Swallowed
Tadahoochie Iguchi
Barmes & Noble
Fish in a Burrell
Jessica Albers
Waking Joey Devine
Tuck EverLastings
MyseryScienceJeter
B.A. Barajas
Mean Threets
Eveland Avaliers
Combustible Edinson
Full Tilt Bowker
DoYouFreelLikeIDo?
Jiminy Gillick
DustyBakes w/ Bako
Dioner Threat
Motahead
310 to Youkilis
NASA Kobayashi
Teapot Gomes Scandal
I Truly Have No Life 
you should talk to slanch, I think he has a list of old names you can add on, as like a ‘hall of fame’ of sorts.
or a time line.
or a time machine!
I believe it was actually Pierre Juan Imports, one of Shatraw’s highlights on par with Funston Checks In and HazMatSuiti.
Mine this year included:
MyseryScienceJeter
B.A. Barajas
Mean Threets
Eveland Avaliers
Combustible Edinson
Full Tilt Bowker
and one I stole from Zegen for another league
A View to Ankiel
Love,
JonesWeeksAreDunn
i only have a list of my own team names, i can happily supply those if you like, i make no efforts to compile everyone elses as it is simply too much for me, but you sire are a god
Slanch, please feel free to post your own names, as they have been ill. Awesome.
this years notables:
Phaea Complit
Howling Mad Blalock
Family CirCust
and these are my favorites of mine from last year…:
Shanks Victorino
Touch BillHall
Pervin Santana
30 Rock Raines
Ken from Caminiti
Torii Blunter
Bartlett for America
Morneau a Feeling
The Bucholz Surfers
Last night I was fondly remembering Sloop Giam B.
Me = funtasm
Usefool post, thx
Sweet. I just noticed that the Bonerbot found a list of our old team names to be useful.
If you’re reading this, robot – you’re welcome!
I really liked your blog with the Justin Morneau item. I think Morneau could be a hall-of-famer.
I try to follow as much MLB news as I can from Caracas, Venzuela.
Beautiful place
Sorry, but what you mean with itrulyhavenolife.wordpress.com
This looks pretty good
In return
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boner bot gets hardest from the awesomeness of MY team names
You mean the old Shanks names you’re reusing? SNAP!
Anyway:
A Wieters Shade of Pale
August Gossage County
Mustardaysonet