After suffering through a number of serious mental health maladies related to my team and its inherent sucktitude, I’m back! And so is my team, currently battling for 3rd place. The league is so tight, that within a week I could probably be back in 10th place, but I refuse to accept the chaos of [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Tampa Bay Rays’
Hello, It’s Me
Posted in Fantasy Baseball, tagged Atlanta Braves, Chicago White Sox, Cincinatti Reds, Florida Marlins, Houston Astros, Kansas City Royals, Los Angeles Dodgers, Matthew Berry, oakland athletics, Tampa Bay Rays on August 1, 2008 | 6 Comments »
Getting Jonesed
Posted in Fantasy Baseball, tagged Big Time Jones, Chicago White Sox, Los Angeles Dodgers, Milwaukee Brewers, New York Mets, Slanch, Tampa Bay Rays, Toronto Blue Jays, Washington Nationals on May 7, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I think everyone who spends their time accumulating make-believe statistics has had this moment, which happened to ME of all people last night:
Me: Hmm…Jermaine Dye has been sucking butt this year. But he did hit a homer the other night…but I’ll bench him tonight. He’s probably still slumping.
Reality: Hi, yeah, you should’ve started [...]
Fall From Grace: Ghost of Pedro
Posted in Fantasy Baseball, tagged Chicago Cubs, Doppelgangers, Hammurabi's Code, Milwaukee Brewers, Tampa Bay Rays on May 5, 2008 | 7 Comments »
Fun. My team has been in shambles the past week, culminating with the impressive loss of potential you ace Yovanni Gallardo. This is the kind of injury that is back-breaking. And corrosively obnoxious considering the guy only gave up FOUR RUNS IN 20 INNINGS AND RECEIVED THREE RUNS OF SUPPORT. Brutal.
Every [...]