So, after a little bit of time, I went back to Stattracker to double check that ridiculous line by Jeff Mathis. The 19 runs were still there, so I checked out the Play-by-Play breakdown. Once again, brace yourself for The Single Greatest Offensive Game Ever Played in the History of American Sports.
Everything is [...]
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I couldn’t figure out how the Angels could have possibly scored 19 runs in 7 innings, so I checked the scoring summary. I figured Vlad or Torii Hunter did the damage. Um, no.
As you can see, Stattracker reveals the true heart and soul of the Angels, and it ain’t that goddamn [...]
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According to Stattracker, Rick Ankiel can now add a new chapter to his storied career (alongside wild pitches, butt injections and home runs).
“Ankiel homers to catcher, Pujols scores.”
Something once thought impossible has been achieved. Instead of hitting a home run over the fence in fair territory, Ankiel has found a way to hit the [...]
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One thing I need to explain is Stattracker. Stattracker is a service provided by Yahoo for free. For the first two weeks of the fantasy baseball season, that is.
There are a million and one flaws in the program. Sometimes it doesn’t load up at all. Other times it tells you that [...]
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