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Dear Kyle Lohse

Posted in Fantasy Baseball, tagged , , , on May 8, 2008 | 1 Comment »

It’s me, the Mean, the Average, Reality. I’ve been trying to get a hold of you for about a month and a half now, and I’m glad we finally touched base. Now remember: You are a scrubby pitcher and no longer will you grace Shatraw’s team with respectable statistics. Just remember who [...]

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But Who Plays Chris Elliot?

Posted in Fantasy Baseball, tagged , , on April 28, 2008 | 1 Comment »

It’s Groundhog’s Day apparently, and I’m Bill Murray(Phil Connors). Andie MacDowell’s character, Rita, is of course played by Kyle Lohse. I spend the whole movie trying to convince him that yes, he still is that terrible pitcher from the past. Over and over and over again.
Kyle Lohse has won, again. I [...]

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Really? Seriously? Yes, another Lohse Post

Posted in Fantasy Baseball, Kyle Lohse, tagged , on April 22, 2008 | 2 Comments »

I’m not sure what to say anymore. Kyle Lohse should at this point be sucking balls to the tune of a 16.00 ERA and a 9.00 WHIP. Why dear god is he already blanking the Brewers and, what’s that, AN RBI SINGLE in this fucking game?
Granted the Brewers aren’t the hottest-hitting team in [...]

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It’s Raining DL Slots

Posted in Uncategorized, tagged , , , on April 19, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Over this very short season, the DL has been lit up like a loose joint smoked by Scott Spiezio as he drives his pick-up truck backwards on the highway.
I drafted two guys (Gallardo, Owens) who were on the DL when the season began. And then my ace pitcher (Bedard) hit it. And then [...]

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The Mighty Lohse Strikes Again

Posted in Fantasy Baseball, Kyle Lohse, tagged , , , , on April 17, 2008 | 3 Comments »

Kyle Lohse is a shitbag. He really is. He was a terrible pitcher for the Minnesota Twins before finding his way onto the Cincinnati Reds. After stinking up that team, he departed for the St. Louis Cardinals, the veritable YMCA of major league teams.

And that’s when the fun began. Last year [...]

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It’s the Little Things

Posted in Fantasy Baseball, tagged , , on April 12, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

According to Stattracker, Rick Ankiel can now add a new chapter to his storied career (alongside wild pitches, butt injections and home runs).
“Ankiel homers to catcher, Pujols scores.”
Something once thought impossible has been achieved. Instead of hitting a home run over the fence in fair territory, Ankiel has found a way to hit the [...]

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KYLE LOHSE!!!

Posted in Kyle Lohse, tagged , , on April 12, 2008 | 1 Comment »

I beat the San Francisco Giant! What the Fletch?!?!?!

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Pitching is Scarce, Goddamn it.

Posted in Fantasy Baseball, tagged , , on April 10, 2008 | 3 Comments »

What else could explain the fact that Kyle Lohse has been drafted, dropped, picked up, dropped, and then picked up again?  By the same person in our league, Shatraw.  He has won the last 3 league championships, indeed wrestling the victory away from my own team last year (heart-breaking considering I was in first for [...]

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