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Posts Tagged ‘Slanch’

Getting Jonesed

Posted in Fantasy Baseball, tagged , , , , , , , , on May 7, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

I think everyone who spends their time accumulating make-believe statistics has had this moment, which happened to ME of all people last night:
Me: Hmm…Jermaine Dye has been sucking butt this year. But he did hit a homer the other night…but I’ll bench him tonight. He’s probably still slumping.
Reality: Hi, yeah, you should’ve started [...]

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Various, Fundry

Posted in Fantasy Baseball, tagged , , , , , , on April 29, 2008 | 3 Comments »

Feeling great in all of my fantasy worlds today. I am in first in the Head to Head league (although I am getting lambasted by Slanch’s team 8-1 presently), I’m staying strong at the second spot in our Roto league, and I’ve managed to claw third place out of Tristan’s smelly fingers in Fantasy [...]

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Care to feel futile?

Posted in Baseball Baseball, Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Life, tagged , , , on April 29, 2008 | 4 Comments »

Then you should go right ahead and visit this site, where a Barry Zito calculator will tell you how long you’ll have to work at your current profession to reach the zenith that is Barry’s 126 million dollar contract. I’d tell you my results, but a debilitating bout of depression and existential angst prevents [...]

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Slow Day for News

Posted in Fantasy Baseball, tagged , , , , , on April 24, 2008 | 4 Comments »

Outside of the fact that my trade bust Frank “Ginormous Head” Thomas was signed by the Oakland A’s and started in the clean-up spot for my wonderful team, not much doin’ today. Also, let me state that Edwin “Shitfinger” Encarnacion now leads the Cincinatti Reds in home runs. I am currently tied for [...]

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