It’s me, the Mean, the Average, Reality. I’ve been trying to get a hold of you for about a month and a half now, and I’m glad we finally touched base. Now remember: You are a scrubby pitcher and no longer will you grace Shatraw’s team with respectable statistics. Just remember who [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Shatraw’
Dear Kyle Lohse
Posted in Fantasy Baseball, tagged Regressing to the Mean, Shatraw, St. Louis Cardinals, Swimming Pool Filled with Money on May 8, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Various, Fundry
Posted in Fantasy Baseball, tagged Cockcroft the Commish, Dibbes, Mattraw, Shatraw, Slanch, Team Names, Tristan on April 29, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Feeling great in all of my fantasy worlds today. I am in first in the Head to Head league (although I am getting lambasted by Slanch’s team 8-1 presently), I’m staying strong at the second spot in our Roto league, and I’ve managed to claw third place out of Tristan’s smelly fingers in Fantasy [...]
Andruw Jones is the Fattest Mess Ever
Posted in Baseball Baseball, Fantasy Baseball, tagged Los Angeles Dodgers, muy gordo, obligatory willie harris mention, Shatraw on April 27, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Don’t be fooled by the authorship listed above. This is another piece by the less lazy than everyone else in our league Shatraw. It’s early, but he finds himself tucked into the ass of our league in 10th place. Also, showing once again he can still surprise me, he [...]
Slow Day for News
Posted in Fantasy Baseball, tagged Dibbes, Eick, Scrippy Catchers, Shatraw, Slanch, Tristan on April 24, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Outside of the fact that my trade bust Frank “Ginormous Head” Thomas was signed by the Oakland A’s and started in the clean-up spot for my wonderful team, not much doin’ today. Also, let me state that Edwin “Shitfinger” Encarnacion now leads the Cincinatti Reds in home runs. I am currently tied for [...]
Today I bought Stattracker
Posted in Fantasy Baseball, tagged Cleveland Indians, Shatraw, Tragically Predictable Borowski on April 15, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
It was awful, ten dollars for a piece-of-crap tool that I will use only to show its flaws to the outside world!!! The world must know!!!
Or, the world must know until Yahoo realizes I’m taking screenshots of service and they threaten to destroy my blog. I know I’m important, I’ve got a target [...]
KYLE LOHSE!!!
Posted in Kyle Lohse, tagged San Francisco Giants, Shatraw, St. Louis Cardinals on April 12, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I beat the San Francisco Giant! What the Fletch?!?!?!
Big Hurt Pimpin’
Posted in Fantasy Baseball, tagged Cockcroft the Commish, Eick, Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim Disneylandworld, Lucas, Pedro Feliz, Shatraw, Toronto Blue Jays on April 12, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Crazy trade action last night. When looking at my team, I couldn’t shake the feeling that I just had no power whatsoever at some positions. My catcher Carlos Ruiz was so league average it fucking killed me, and frankly I was sick of playing Pedro Feliz EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK (I love you Pedro, [...]
Pitching is Scarce, Goddamn it.
Posted in Fantasy Baseball, tagged Shanks, Shatraw, St. Louis Cardinals on April 10, 2008 | 3 Comments »
What else could explain the fact that Kyle Lohse has been drafted, dropped, picked up, dropped, and then picked up again? By the same person in our league, Shatraw. He has won the last 3 league championships, indeed wrestling the victory away from my own team last year (heart-breaking considering I was in first for [...]
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