My Sickness and How It Effects Those Around Me

You’ve read all of the tired columns by fantasy sportswriters talking about how their wives/girlfriends/pets/inanimate objects HATE fantasy sports. Well, I’ll try to spice things up by, you know, doing the same thing. While one might argue that I am in fact “not spicing it up,” I’d like you to reflect on the [...]

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It’s the Little Things

According to Stattracker, Rick Ankiel can now add a new chapter to his storied career (alongside wild pitches, butt injections and home runs).
“Ankiel homers to catcher, Pujols scores.”
Something once thought impossible has been achieved. Instead of hitting a home run over the fence in fair territory, Ankiel has found a way to hit the [...]

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Big Hurt Pimpin’

Crazy trade action last night.  When looking at my team, I couldn’t shake the feeling that I just had no power whatsoever at some positions.  My catcher Carlos Ruiz was so league average it fucking killed me, and frankly I was sick of playing Pedro Feliz EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK (I love you Pedro, [...]

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Young Daric

Daric Barton has been around for a tiny, infinitesimally small amount of time in these Major Leagues. For a month at the end of last season, young Daric played in 18 games. He hit 9 doubles and 4 homeruns, scoring 16 runs and driving in 8. Not bad, huh? Oh yeah, [...]

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Here I Sit

Broken hearted. Also, I still own Pedro Feliz. Woof.
It seems as if every single time I have someone in position for an RBI, they choke and strike out. Manny Ramirez has been up three times with the bases loaded already.
How many times has the dependable and quirky outfielder come through.
Never.
He’s not the [...]

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Today was already Yesterday

Wonderful.  I just remembered that I owned Pedro Feliz.
Sigh.

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