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Yahoo Fail #1

Posted in Fantasy Baseball, Fantasy Life, tagged , on April 6, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

Ah, the season is so young, and our Yahoo fantasy baseball stats are already screwed up. As everyone knows, the Phillies and Braves enjoyed a spirited game last night that ended when my little combustible Mikey Gonzalez struck out my free-swinging Raul Ibanez to end a 4-1 Braves victory.
Stats in a Yahoo-league are usually [...]

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Bill Bavasi Knows SOMETHING Is Wrong

Posted in Baseball Baseball, Fantasy Baseball, tagged , , on June 5, 2008 | 1 Comment »

Hi, I’m Bill.  I’m the ignoramus who signed Carlos Silva to a FOUR YEAR 48 MILLION DOLLAR deal.  To give you a better idea of why I should be fired and take my terrible manager with me, we’ll play a game. For every point that Bavasi or the Mariners players attain, the more blame [...]

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Woof

Posted in Fantasy Baseball, tagged , , on May 6, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Ever since I dropped Pedro Feliz, my team has existed as a study of duality. One day all of my starters and closers are shelled.
The next Ervin Santana and Johnny Cueto pitch like men possessed. Cueto was human, but I watched that game; the Cubs are H-O-T-T HOTT! I took a huge [...]

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Jeff Mathis is a Freaking Manimal

Posted in Fantasy Baseball, tagged , on April 14, 2008 | 3 Comments »

So, after a little bit of time, I went back to Stattracker to double check that ridiculous line by Jeff Mathis. The 19 runs were still there, so I checked out the Play-by-Play breakdown. Once again, brace yourself for The Single Greatest Offensive Game Ever Played in the History of American Sports.

Everything is [...]

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A Wonderfully Unhinged Performance

Posted in Fantasy Baseball, tagged , on April 13, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

I couldn’t figure out how the Angels could have possibly scored 19 runs in 7 innings, so I checked the scoring summary. I figured Vlad or Torii Hunter did the damage. Um, no.

As you can see, Stattracker reveals the true heart and soul of the Angels, and it ain’t that goddamn [...]

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Big Hurt Pimpin’

Posted in Fantasy Baseball, tagged , , , , , , on April 12, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Crazy trade action last night.  When looking at my team, I couldn’t shake the feeling that I just had no power whatsoever at some positions.  My catcher Carlos Ruiz was so league average it fucking killed me, and frankly I was sick of playing Pedro Feliz EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK (I love you Pedro, [...]

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Despair.

Posted in Fantasy Baseball, tagged , on April 9, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

Both of my victories, Lincecum and Ervin Santana, were just wasted by blown saves.
Pain.

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