It’s Official, Eick IS that River in Egypt.

When recently asked by Shatraw to provide his excuse for a HORRIBLE team this year, Eick gave us this wonderful reply:
“No excuse per se. I look at my team and I still think my team is solid.
I think I’ve just been caught in the perfect storm of nearly ALL my guys getting off to terrible [...]

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Care to feel futile?

Then you should go right ahead and visit this site, where a Barry Zito calculator will tell you how long you’ll have to work at your current profession to reach the zenith that is Barry’s 126 million dollar contract. I’d tell you my results, but a debilitating bout of depression and existential angst prevents [...]

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Slow Day for News

Outside of the fact that my trade bust Frank “Ginormous Head” Thomas was signed by the Oakland A’s and started in the clean-up spot for my wonderful team, not much doin’ today. Also, let me state that Edwin “Shitfinger” Encarnacion now leads the Cincinatti Reds in home runs. I am currently tied for [...]

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It’s Raining DL Slots

Over this very short season, the DL has been lit up like a loose joint smoked by Scott Spiezio as he drives his pick-up truck backwards on the highway.
I drafted two guys (Gallardo, Owens) who were on the DL when the season began. And then my ace pitcher (Bedard) hit it. And then [...]

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Big Hurt Pimpin’

Crazy trade action last night.  When looking at my team, I couldn’t shake the feeling that I just had no power whatsoever at some positions.  My catcher Carlos Ruiz was so league average it fucking killed me, and frankly I was sick of playing Pedro Feliz EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK (I love you Pedro, [...]

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