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Hello, It’s Me

Posted in Fantasy Baseball, tagged , , , , , , , , , on August 1, 2008 | 6 Comments »

After suffering through a number of serious mental health maladies related to my team and its inherent sucktitude, I’m back!  And so is my team, currently battling for 3rd place.  The league is so tight, that within a week I could probably be back in 10th place, but I refuse to accept the chaos of [...]

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Paul Not Bunyan

Posted in Fantasy Baseball, tagged , , on June 17, 2008 | 1 Comment »

Hey, it’s me again, Paulie! Remember when you drafted me at the end the 10th round this season, expecting 30 homers and a 100 ribby campaign?
Keep dreaming sucker.
You’ll be lucky to get 20 home runs out of me, because I am a chump. All you will hear this season is whining: “My wrist [...]

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Getting Jonesed

Posted in Fantasy Baseball, tagged , , , , , , , , on May 7, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

I think everyone who spends their time accumulating make-believe statistics has had this moment, which happened to ME of all people last night:
Me: Hmm…Jermaine Dye has been sucking butt this year. But he did hit a homer the other night…but I’ll bench him tonight. He’s probably still slumping.
Reality: Hi, yeah, you should’ve started [...]

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TAINT!!!

Posted in Baseball Baseball, tagged , on May 6, 2008 | Leave a Comment »

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Hi, my name is Paul

Posted in Fantasy Baseball, tagged , on April 18, 2008 | 1 Comment »

I’m terrible in April. Just awful. I was lucky to hit a grand slam last week, because without that I’m just another fart stain in the pants that is the Chicago White Sox.
Granted, this is not the first terrible April for Senor Konerko. Just last year Paul hit 3 homeruns and 16 [...]

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