I think everyone who spends their time accumulating make-believe statistics has had this moment, which happened to ME of all people last night:
Me: Hmm…Jermaine Dye has been sucking butt this year. But he did hit a homer the other night…but I’ll bench him tonight. He’s probably still slumping.
Reality: Hi, yeah, you should’ve started [...]
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Getting Jonesed
Posted in Fantasy Baseball, tagged Big Time Jones, Chicago White Sox, Los Angeles Dodgers, Milwaukee Brewers, New York Mets, Slanch, Tampa Bay Rays, Toronto Blue Jays, Washington Nationals on May 7, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Hilarity: Profitable at the Expense of Others
Posted in Fantasy Baseball, tagged Atlanta Braves, Big Time Jones, Merkin Valdez, Philadelphia Phillies, waiver fodder on April 10, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Tonight I just pulled a classic move in our league. Our waiver pool is full of horror shows like Jamie Moyer and Merkin Valdez. However, let’s say that someone’s closer went down with tendinitis, a terrible ailment as it creeps slowly up your arm and devours your soul.
That soul, of course, belongs to [...]
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